Friday, July 20, 2012

Heartbreaking

Thoughts for the victims and their families in Colorado, and for the police who are disarming what must be a very dangerous situation at the suspect's apartment.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Well, THAT escalated quickly

At this point I assume that many of you have seen the latest slur against Our Candidate Romney to emanate from the cesspool Kenyan campaign:



Now, my friends, I suspect that many of you watched this advertisement and had the same reaction that I did, which was, "What is this? Has the black person finally conceded?" Because, obviously, at first glance this seems like a clear endorsement of Master Romney, with its use of his wonderful singing voice to frame those stories of his tireless efforts to save American Capitalists from the near-constant oppression of The Peasant and its incessant demands for "jobs," "wages," "food," "health care for [its] severely ill [offspring]," and "for the love of God please don't send [its] job overseas and leave [its offspring] to starve to death." I mean, my word, without Champions of Industry like Master Romney, where would We be? Paying living wages to Our servant class? Reduced to making slightly less exhorbitant profit? PAYING OUR TAXES IN FULL??? It all sounds like some post-apocalyptic hellscape to me.

Where was I? Oh, yes, this pornographic campaign message from the African. Well, I realize that reading the disgusting filth at the end of the ad reveals that it is not, in fact, a tribute to Master Romney but actually an attack on him, but in my defense, like many of you I do not expect to have to engage in reading things in order to learn what they are all about. Frankly I hope that when The Peasant views this ad, it too neglects to read the last bit and is actually motivated to support Master Romney. But I am not sure that will do the trick. My friends, garbage like this is especially insidious, because not only does it risk undermining the Romney Campaign's message to the vile masses, that they frankly should consider themselves lucky that we don't liquidate the whole lot of them, plus the so-called "president" uncivilly continues to be black, therefore they must vote to support Us, but this sort of ad also may call our broader social structure into question, causing The Peasant to consider ridiculous and totally UnAmerican ideas like "fairness" and whatever other Maoist nonsense stands in opposition to the continued enrichment of the very few at the expense of the great many.

Now more than ever, I fear for the great Oligarchic Experiment that our Founding Reagan entrusted to us so many years ago. We must redouble our efforts to snuff out all hint of servile insurrection among the untouchables.