Academia? More like "Hackademia"!

Particularly deserving of Our ire over the slanderous attacks against Master Romney's trenchant analysis about why God hates brown people is this Peasant educator, "Professor" (or would "Comrade" be a better choice?) Jared Diamond, whose work, Something, Some Other Thing, and Heavy Metals (I confess I have not read it; doing so did not seem likely to add to my earnings) was dismissed by Master Romney for its silly insistence that the success of certain societies over others is due to the presence, here and there, of big rocks or some other such nonsense. We all know that We succeed and the Other fails because God loves Us, because We are better than Them. This is axiomatic. But liberal academia must find some other explanation to feed its growing desire to punish success, and so here come "academics" like this Diamond person, who unlike the precious gem that shares his name, does not seem to be very valuable to Us in the least. And then he has the gall to question Master Romney's concise summary of his "big rock" thesis:

That is so different from what my book actually says that I have to doubt whether Mr. Romney read it. My focus was mostly on biological features, like plant and animal species, and among physical characteristics, the ones I mentioned were continents’ sizes and shapes and relative isolation.

The utter cheek of this person astounds me. Listen, Professor Diamond, you have just had one of the Greatest Winners in Human Society explain quite patiently what your book is about. What standing have you, sir, that you attempt to question and even contradict a man of the socioeconomic import of Master Mitt "Mitt" Romney? Outrageous. Consider the arrogance of this mere educator the next time some communist attempts to tell you that Our society has an "obligation" to provide a meaningful education to the Peasant if it demands one.