My Absence

Friends, socioeconomic peers, I realize that I have not been as active with this forum as I should be. You all know that we, as the only worthwhile participants in human society, are called upon to perform any number of vital tasks, and this can sometimes divert our attention in myriad directions. For my own part, I have had a mix of responsibilities that have taken up my time: counting my vast monies, moving as many of my vast monies as possible to offshore tax havens perfectly legal yet untaxable investment opportunities, overseeing the staff of servants I have purchased tolerated employed to count my vast monies for me, perfecting my anti-Peasant anti-charity anti-solicitation sarin gas delivery system home disturbance deterrent system, violently caning vigorously beating severely punishing those slaves staffers who fail to properly count my vast monies, and several other activities that are assuredly essential to growing this economy in spite of the crushing socialism on offer from the Peasant and its "elected" officials. I apologize for my absence and will endeavor to do better in the future.