Let me try to make this as simple as possible for the liberal fascist

Since the communists and saboteurs out there refuse to understand what Mr. Romney's campaign is saying with respect to the Joe Spotic situation, flinging around yet more charges of "hypocrisy," "total incoherence," and "does anybody in the Romney campaign have two brain cells to rub together," let me simplify it for you with these easy bullet points:

• Mitt "Mitt" Romney allegedly served as CEO, Chairman, and sole owner of an alleged company allegedly called "Bain Capital," during the late 90s and into the 00s.
• While he was allegedly in this capacity, Bain Capital allegedly purchased a company, made a lot of money leveraging that company, then declaring it bankrupt when the debt load became too large. The Peasant suffered the mild inconvenience of losing its menial jobs.
• The Peasant, in this case one Joe Spotic, also lost its insurance, and its mate ultimately lost her life to some sort of medical situation that might have been preventable if the insurance, blah, blah, blah (the tragedies of the Peasant are, I'm afraid, terribly uninteresting to me)
• Mr. Romney, for a brief period in his youth, also may have experimented with being the governor of Massachusetts, but this cannot be verified and, even if accurate, should simply be ascribed to a very natural sowing of the oats type of scenario.
• As governor of Massachusetts, assuming he ever were governor of Massachusetts which we are NOT stipulating, this is merely a hypothetical, Mr. Romney may have signed into law a bill reforming health care in Massachusetts, including an individual mandate that all Commonwealth residents purchase health insurance and significant subsidies for the Peasant if it were unable to afford the same insurance that Decent Folk could afford at full price.
• Having signed that bill into law, which again is a HYPOTHETICAL as it cannot even be  proven that he was governor of this so-called "Massachusetts" which we are not prepared to say actually exists in the first place, the wildly youthful Governor Romney may have inadvertently and accidentally repeatedly told several media outlets that this health care reform law could and should become the model for the entire United States.
• Assuming ANY of this story were true, Mr. Spotic should have moved his family to Massachusetts, where the most excellent health care reforms instituted by Governor Romney would undoubtedly have saved his wife's life, because those reforms are fantastic and amazing and Governor Romney was justifiably very proud of them.
• Mr. Romney, now a Very Successful and Serious Adult, realizes full well that, if any of these absurd stories about his supposed "governorship" and "health care reform that might have saved the aforementioned Mrs. Spotic's life" were true, they would represent a gross violation of every principle upon which the United States of America stands, plus they would ultimately have killed us all in the lake of fire created when the Peasant obtained actual access to semi-quality health care. Obviously, the Kenyan Marxist having used Mr. Romney's alleged "health care reform" as the model for health care reform for the entire United States, which only goes to show the true depths of his depravity, smiting this communist act will be Mr. Romney's first priority upon taking back Our White House.

There. All better now? Actually, I'm not sure this does make any sense.

I mean, who names a state something as foreign-sounding as "Massachusetts"? Come on!